Wednesday, March 21, 2012

An Open Letter To Arby's

Dear Arby's,

could you please change your current slogan and marketing run? i find it to be annoying and false. good mood food? was there a sale on the letter O at the sign shop? What do you mean by these three words.. you should only eat it when in a good mood, or that it will make a bad mood into a good mood.

i was in a neutral mood the other day and my dad gave me a popover from your menu... i believe the flavor was to be called chocolate.. however all i tasted was air and pastry. this made my ok mood into a not so happy mood. and what about that time you tried to take my life by indigestion with a beef n cheddar?

i think i will stick to overly caffeinated actors at wendy's... and the royalty of burger king... whatever happened to Arby's is different? you're different alright..

Sincerely.

Lucas Jeremiah Bones

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